If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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