I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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