I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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