Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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