Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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