oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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