That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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