yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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