i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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