After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize