You're my little dorito
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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