I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.