i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
send nudes
from the living room?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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