genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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