its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.