My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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