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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was like, "um, that's my butthole."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?

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• (718): View more from New York

  what happened last night?

  (917): View more from New York City

  u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style

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  that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.

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  She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.

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  She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.

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• (408): View more from California

  You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night

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• (916): View more from California

  Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!

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