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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.

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  Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

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  and...?

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  I told him it was alright.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San

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• (469): View more from Texas

  words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  It's not a walk of shame if you run

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?

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