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(509): View more from Washington

I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.

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(561): View more from Florida

Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree

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(703): View more from Virginia

he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh

(1-703): View more from Virginia

be sure to add "office slut" to your resume

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(815): View more from Illinois

Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.

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(817): View more from Texas

I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly

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(551): View more from New Jersey

The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.

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(813): View more from Florida

Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner

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