Do vagina's smell?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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