the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Come share oat with me in your robe
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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