Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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