Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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