**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize