So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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