we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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