Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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