So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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