i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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