:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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