Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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