I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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