bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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