That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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