She's JV to your varsity
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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