we have officially lost it.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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