New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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