It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
50% drunk capacity currently
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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