So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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