Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
