I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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