Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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