check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
