When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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