separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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