if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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