rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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