I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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