I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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