yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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