So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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