woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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