I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
please don't ironically join a cult
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