im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
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She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(