i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????