It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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