She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....