we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.