Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp