i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm bleeding and have questions
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