me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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